Stay thin to cut cancer risk

Well, I'll give it my best. This article on bbc.co.uk lays out ways to cut your risk of cancer. Top recommendations:

• Limit red meat
• Limit alcohol
• Avoid bacon, ham, and other processed meats
• No sugary drinks
• No weight gain after 21
• Exercise every day

No sugary drinks and no bacon, huh? That and all you have to do is never gain weight after you turn 21...

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