Saturday, February 24, 2007

Snow Tornadoes Imminent!!!



A Blizzard Warning is in effect for most of Wisconsin. From the National Weather Service: "This will be a very dangerous situation. If you leave the safety of indoors... you are putting your life at risk. Travel is not recommended tonight and Sunday" Wow. That is saying something. There were no warnings like that when it was -15F. This is serious. Deadly serious. Coming in with the snow will be deadly snow tornadoes, and penguins with bows and poison-tipped arrows, riding fire-breathing ice-horses. They will be hunting any humans foolish enough to step outside. There is a chance you will be sucked up in a giant snow tornado and swept away to either Saskatchewan, or the moon. If you look closely at the radar image, you can see the face of the devil himself...
I'm going to be hiding under the bed with a bike helmet and a stuffed polar bear.

2 comments:

Abigail said...

No way, get out there and take a picture. All your blogger fans would very much like to see a snow tornado.

Anonymous said...

Where's the picture of the snow tornado?

Also, do the ice horses' lips melt when they breathe fire?